root:andrey.novikov.com[~]$ man chroot

CHROOT(8)               Andrey Novikov's Manual                    CHROOT(8)

NAME
     chroot - Andrey Novikov's nick name

SYNOPSIS
     manage --create "Telesputnik Media"
     establish --community "All-Russia Webmasters Club"
     design --software "Basset™ Engine"
     develop --forum-server "Xpoint"
     job --consultant --type="Intranet technologies" "KPMG"

DESCRIPTION
     In *nix the chroot command changes its root directory to the supplied
     directory and exec's command, if supplied, or an interactive copy of a
     shell. Andrey Novikov took this nickname occasionally but very neatly as
     he fully switches to current task whether it's work or leisure.

ENVIRONMENT
     WORK   Almost allways FreeBSD, Windows on demand. Would feel himself
            comfortable in Solaris.

     HOME   If set, prefers quite little pretty house with lovely wife
            inside. A little lake and forest outside would make him the
            happiest person in the world.

DIAGNOSTICS
     If the pause between your question and his answer is less or equal than
     5 minutes he's alive, otherwise check FINGER code for error message.

COMPATIBILITY
     Andrey Novikov is fully compatible with server administration,
     software development, mountain skiing, car driving, boating and much
     more.
     
     Andrey Novikov is incompatible with Web design, non-creative jobs,
     not clever women, stupidity and agress.

     Embedded GUI is non-standard and its use in life is not recommended.

REPORTING BUGS
     When reporting bugs/problems please include as less information as
     possible because all his bugs are known, well documented and stored in
     his wife. There is no possibility to access this information as husband
     bugs port is firewalled in wife kernel.

SEE ALSO
     resume(2),  galleries(7)

STANDARDS
     Andrey Novikov is expected to be IEEE Std1003.2 ('POSIX.2') compatible.

HISTORY
     Andrey Novikov first appeared on May 25, 1975 in Saint-Petersburg,
     Russia.

CREDITS
     Ludmila Krylova - for output, testing and user interface.

     Gennady Novikov - for design, bug fixing and testing.
     
     Olga Novikova - for input of the happiness, maintenance
     and tech. support.

     Andrey Vorobjev - for various inputs.

     Andrew Yourtchenko - for backup and hot swap
     service.

COPYRIGHT
     Copyright (c) 1975-2001 Andrey Novikov. All rights reserved.
     This person is commercial bioware; you can not redistribute it
     and/or modify it without prior permission from himself and his wife.

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